Age: The time period is new, however the kink is historical.
Appearance: Very, very simple to evaluate.
Why? Because a fictosexual is somebody who has fallen in love with a fictional character.
Great! When can I begin judging? Now regular on. This is 2022. We’ve all had a tough few years. Making strangers really feel unhealthy about having fun with issues that you just don’t absolutely perceive is merciless and pointless, and it’s best to actually assume twice earlier than doing something of the kind.
So how are you aware about fictosexuals? I noticed the headline: “This man married a fictional character” and, I imply, how might you not click on that?
Right, so that you’re a rubbernecker? Yes, OK, nevertheless it’s really a really candy story. It’s about Akihiko Kondo, a Japanese man who claims that his adoration for the blue-haired computer-generated pop singer Hatsune Miku saved him from despair.
Well, that’s very candy. Right? So that’s why he married a doll of her.
I’m itching to say one thing. Well, don’t, as a result of Kondo is much from an remoted case. Apparently, “tens of thousands” of individuals all over the world are in love with fictional characters, and unofficial marriages should not uncommon. There are even accommodations in Tokyo which have particular charges for individuals who wish to have an evening away with their character.
It nonetheless sounds fairly … uncommon. Oh, please. Ask your self this – what’s higher: a real-life companion, with all their imperfections and character flaws, or an ideal empty vessel you can fill with all of your most idealistic wishes?
The first one? I wager the Hatsune Miku doll isn’t as judgy as you.
That’s as a result of she’s a doll. OK, take one step again from the wedding factor. It’s quite common to develop a crush on a fictional character. Social media is full of people that have fallen head over heels for characters they’ve learn in books.
Yes, however that’s books. And bear in mind Fleabag? Remember how a lot each girl on the planet went all wobbly legged for the new priest?
That feels increasingly like a case of collective hysteria. You’re actually telling me that you’ve by no means had a crush on somebody who isn’t actual?
Is Jet from Gladiators actual? Not actually, no.
Fine, I take all of it again. Good! If one thing makes folks pleased and doesn’t harm anybody, then no one has any proper to butt in with their silly opinions.
Love is love. That’s proper – even when the individual you’re keen on is a copyrighted and non-sentient merchandising alternative that may by no means love you again.
Do say: “It’s weird to fall in love with a fictional character.”
Don’t say: “Can’t they just fall in love with someone famous and unobtainable, like the rest of us?”