| What was actually said in the podcast |
Mistranslation |
| Welcome to Happiness for Cynics… |
Welcome to Happy ass for Cynics… |
| As a dancer |
As a damned |
| Watched a blog |
Watched a bloke |
| Learning about life |
Lying about life |
| I fully agree |
I fully groove |
| As soon as you lose your love for dance, you’re not going to find flow. |
As soon as you lose your love for dad, you’re not going to find Florida. |
| … being kind and not judging yourself. |
… being high and not judging yourself. |
| Out of my league |
Out of my leg |
| Increased muscular tension |
Increased hostile attention |
| Purely in your head |
Purely urine head |
| We’re all here in the whirlwind of life. |
We’re all here in the wheel of mistakes. |
| Soft music |
Sock music |
| Awe |
Or / Oar / Oh / A / O / War – basically anything but awe! |
| That mindful state |
That awful state |
| With your palms up |
With your pants up |
| And if you haven’t looked up this Ikigai… |
And if you haven’t looked up this icky guy… |
| The concept of Ikigai |
The concept of geeky guy |
| Last thing at night and first thing in the morning. |
Last thing at night infesting in the morning. |
| Positive Psychology other known as Happiness. |
Positive Psychology other known as happy nurse. |
| M: So, what makes a happy city? P: There’s things like parks, cycle paths… |
So, what makes a happy city? There’s things like parks, psychopaths… |
| Medieval |
Mediaeval |
| So, by people actually giving out acts of kindness they achieve a higher level of happiness. |
So, by people actually giving out executions they achieve a higher level of happiness. |
| Heard horrible news about a loved one. |
Heard horrible news about a lot of fun. |
| You’re going to do your yoga, you’re going to do some om-ing and chanting. |
You’re going to do your yoga, you’re going to do some unison bombing, enchanting. |
| M: I feel like you’re about to trap me. P: I am about to trap you. |
I feel like you’re about to strap me. I am about to strap you. |
| Needing that boost you up. |
Needing that baste you up. |
| I’m very good at getting a husband. |
I’m very good at getting a stranger. |
| … if it was worth all that hassle. |
… if it was worth all that asshole. |
| Altruism is about doing things for others. |
Terrorism is about doing things for others. |
| It can be as easy as shifting the pot plants around, like I did today. |
It can be as easy as shitting the pot plants around, like I did today. |
| A site about change, balance, happiness and resilience. |
A site about change, balance, happiness and Brazilians. |
| And the advice is, if you’re struggling, please talk to a professional. |
And the advice is, if you’re struggling, please torture a professional. |
| That’s a relationship check in, and I love that. |
That’s a relationship chicken, and I love that. |
| .. able to cope. |
… able to Coke. |
| I don’t know about you, but I get home from work and I’m knackered. |
I don’t know about you, but I get home from work and I’m naked. |
| I’m devastated that I’m not seeing my barista anymore. |
I’m devastated that I’m not seeing my breast anymore. |
| And then you throw to Francis. |
And then you fracture Francis. |
| What you’re saying here Pete. |
What, you’re saying he peed. |
| One of the big indicators for me… |
One of the big dicks for me… |
| My sister did it at her deb (debutante) ball too! |
My sister did it at her dead ball too! |
| The robot can’t be sympathetic. |
The robot cunt be sympathetic. |
| Health Literacy |
Hell literally |
| We started talking about nutrition in P.E. |
We started talking about nutrition in pee. |
| And on that happy image… |
And on that happier bitch… |
| Friluftsliv (Norwegian happy word) |
Free love slave |
| Give yourself permission to prioritise that stuff. |
Give yourself permission to throw fire at that stuff. |
| I used to be a proud Adelaidean… |
I used to be a proud lady and… |
| That uncomfortable space creates growth and change. |
That uncomfortable space creates gross anchovies. |
| The plague is upon us. It’s called fatigue. |
The plague is upon us. It’s called for tea. |
| And to use your volleyball metaphor… |
And to use your volatile metaphor… |
| It’s all about opting in. |
It’s all about adopting him. |
| So, we’re back Pete! |
So, we’re back pain! |
| Hello Possums! |
Mmm bottoms! |
| We are getting techy. |
We are getting turkey. |
| Are you with me Muz? |
Are you with me mouse? |
| Peter you’re muted. |
Peter you’re mutant. |
| We did all of our prep for today’s show… |
We did all of our prick for today’s show… |
| And that’s such a valuable, valuable investment. |
And that’s such a valuable vegetable investment. |
| Was I happy or was I elated? |
Was I happy or was I violated? |
| M: See you next time. P: Bye. |
See you next time. Why? |
