Just once you suppose nothing can high homicide mysteries and tantric intercourse remedy periods, DJ Pauly D pulled off the largest shock of all of them on the final night time of the most recent household trip.
Tonight’s Jersey Shore: Family Vacation season finale kicked off with “the dumbest race” within the historical past of
guido sports activities — guidos working in swim fins, you possibly can think about the remaining — and culminated with the arrival of 1 moderately stunning be aware on Mike’s doorstep. No, not that be aware… extra on that one later.
Turns out that Pauly (who conveniently peaced out early) took it upon himself to guide
enjoyable exercise lie detector checks for the gang’s final night time within the Banana Republic Florida Keys. Naturally, Mike (and his constructive vibes) was decided to “execute this just right.” Cue Lauren: “How do you put a positive spin on a lie detector?”
The trick: soften the information with meals. “Listen, if you ever want to surprise anybody, textbook, is to make sure they’re fed first to soften the blow a little bit,” Mike shared. “Anybody on an empty stomach, they’re gonna flip out for sure.”
But simply in case chairs have been flipped and bottles of booze have been grabbed (simply kidding, Snooki’s wine was nonetheless MIA at that time), the Sorrentino household’s luggage have been packed for a possible fast exit.
Clearly, the fettucini went over effectively (although it is no bruschetta!) as a result of everybody took a flip within the scorching seat. After the questions began rolling in, effectively, let’s simply say that we realized quite a bit about our Jersey Shore pals. For starters, Mike is all concerning the higher physique lifts and his fade is not precisely au naturel. He and Vinny share related, um, backdoor grooming habits, and we bought to know Deena’s and JWOWW’s different halves (and their sexcapades) actually effectively. Deena admitted that she hates that notorious bikini scene, and at last (lastly!), extra was revealed about the be aware
that will not die — sure, Angelina did play an element in writing it. You’re welcome.
One of the largest shockers got here from Nicole, who got here clear and confessed that she “overreacted” at Angelina’s marriage ceremony (“but only because she did”). AND when requested if Sammi Sweetheart made “a mistake not coming again,” she replied, “Um, I don’t want her back, no.”
While it was “inconclusive” as as to if or not Angelina and Vinny ever had crushes on each other, Ang and Chris appeared to make some strong headway of their relationship. But it was revealed in a later flash-forward that Angelina “filed for divorce already,” which had “been a long time coming.”
In the top, no lies have been detected. Oh, and Nicole discovered her wine. (Enrique, you are off the hook.)
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